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Welcome to the second week of the "The Sfag Weekly Horoscope" reflecting on the week going from March 25th to 31st ( ending on Easter's Day, I hope the bunny will bring something better than some stupid chocolate eggs lol ).
How's this week been? - I surely hope it has been good to you just as it was to me !-
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I'll be glad to read them <3
Aries
Aries Season huh? Happy birthday bestie, you're pure evil and I like you all, I mean.. that's sexy!
I am giving y'all a 9/10.
This week, Aries, you're likely to feel a surge of energy and motivation. Channel this energy into your goals and ambitions, but be mindful not to burn yourself out. Take breaks when needed and prioritize self-care. In relationships, communicate openly and honestly to avoid misunderstandings.
Taurus
Yeah, this week I hope it went great for you too guys, even tho my ex was a taurus and his birthday's coming soon I wish him nothing but just karma getting back at him.. meanwhile for you all im giving y'all a 7.5/10.
Taurus, this week emphasizes stability and security for you. Focus on grounding activities that bring you a sense of comfort and peace. Financial matters may require attention, so make sure to budget wisely. Take time to nurture your relationships and express appreciation for your loved ones.
Gemini
This week, at least for me.. has been very very great, I've been dumped by two boys but found another one that's just like snack hehe.. luck is on our side so yeah 10/10 besties!
Gemini, you may find yourself craving intellectual stimulation and new experiences this week. Embrace opportunities for learning and exploration, whether through travel, study, or engaging conversations. Stay adaptable and open-minded as unexpected changes arise. Balance your social life with moments of solitude for reflection.
Cancer
Last week Cancer horoscope seemed to be great and I cannot deny it but it made me feel a bit nasty about it and jealous but yeah overall it was great so im giving y'all a 8/10.
This week, Cancer, prioritize your emotional well-being. Pay attention to your intuition and inner feelings, as they can guide you in making important decisions. Focus on creating a harmonious environment at home and nurturing your relationships with loved ones. Take time for self-care activities that replenish your spirit.
Leo
Leos are like a cute little sunflower waiting for their joy to happen, then they slowly approach it and boom got it! So I wish y'all the best for this week, enjoy the moment. 9/10.
Leo, your confidence and charisma shine brightly this week, drawing others to you effortlessly. Use this energy to pursue your passions and showcase your talents. Be mindful of ego-driven tendencies and strive for humility in your interactions. Collaborative efforts are favored, so seek out opportunities for teamwork.
Virgo
Virgo, I - for the sake of God - swear, that if you all don't practice some gratitude and start being positive im gonna beat your ass up, please, please and please again. 5/10.
Virgo, this week encourages you to focus on health and well-being. Take practical steps towards improving your physical and mental fitness, such as adopting a balanced diet and exercise routine. Pay attention to details in your work and daily routines, but don't get bogged down by perfectionism. Practice gratitude for the blessings in your life.
Libra
Them Libras love to rush everything because they cannot be faithful and wait for longtime results to come later in the fine line that's following their path-life so please, be faithful and respect your boundaries.
6.5/10.
Libra, balance is key for you this week. Strive to find harmony between your personal and professional life, making time for both work and leisure activities. Relationships may require extra attention, so be willing to compromise and find common ground. Trust your intuition when making decisions about your future.
Scorpio
Scorpios are very very romantic-like and passionate but you never know if their passion towards you is real or not, I mean.. they're really good players and are the Devil in disguise.. 2/10.
Scorpio, you're diving deep into matters of the heart this week. Allow yourself to be vulnerable and express your true feelings to those you care about. Trust is essential in your relationships, so be honest and transparent in your communication. Focus on transformation and growth, both personally and romantically.
Sagittarius
Relationship with my nonna, who's clearly a Sagittarius is still NOT okay, but Geminis know how to handle them correctly lol, 7.5/10.
This week, Sagittarius, you're feeling adventurous and optimistic about the future. Embrace opportunities for expansion and learning, whether through travel, education, or new experiences. Keep an open mind and be willing to explore different perspectives. Cultivate gratitude for the abundance in your life.
Capricorn
Hey, Capricorns, I love you but please be mindful of your well-being and of your mental stability, take time for yourself and try to say NO to what feels out of your comfort zone.
7.5/10.
Capricorn, focus on building a solid foundation for your goals and aspirations this week. Take practical steps towards long-term success, but don't neglect your personal well-being in the process. Balance work responsibilities with moments of relaxation and enjoyment. Trust in your abilities to overcome any challenges that arise.
Aquarius
You can for sure put an Aquarius on a Friday night dancing alone and after 5 hours you will still find them there dancing their heart out, I love that fantastic energy, y'all are funny! 8/10.
Aquarius, your innovative spirit is in full force this week. Embrace your unique ideas and don't be afraid to think outside the box. Collaborate with like-minded individuals who share your vision for the future. Stay true to your values and be open to revolutionary change in both your personal and professional life.
Pisces
Pisces are like literal fishes!!! They swim gently, they help everyone and love to share their generosity with whoever asks for help! Be mindful of loving yourself too baby!
10/10.
This week, Pisces, your intuition is your greatest asset. Trust your inner guidance to lead you towards opportunities for growth and fulfillment. Pay attention to your dreams and subconscious messages, as they may hold valuable insights. Nurture your creativity through artistic expression and spiritual practices.
At The Sfag we wish you a very, very, very happy week... maybe with a happily ever after yay..
Love you all and see you next week on Monday as always!
Dearly, Mike.